Why is it that whenever you are at the head of a line at an intersection, the next car always sees the light go green a split second before you... and honks his horn insessantly to remind you to get moving?
Why is the other lane always faster... and when you do decide to change to the faster lane, the one you just left becomes faster?
Why is grass greener on the other side? (because they use more manure)
Why is it that when you hit two keys on your keyboard, the one you dont want always get prosted on the screen?
Why is it that when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone always tosses you a shovel?
Why is it that the toast never pops up when you are standing beside the toaster?
Why is it that no matter which train you are waiting for, the wrong one arrives first?
Why do we ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us?
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